I'm Doing My Best!

Are you ready for this? Too bad! It's happening!

Don't got time to biff it in public!

Not ready for awkward goodbyes

Not ready for life and death of the teacher's pet.

No one's ready to pee their ski pants.

Oh. Is it the first day?

I'm not ready to run in public.

Not ready for this bloody mess.

Not ready to jump out of a closet

Not ready for a vasectomy. Not now. Not ever.

I'm not ready to host this party.

I'm embarrassing myself and I can't stop.