Walk with Me: Live births, hoorah!
Let's walk and talk about my mom sending me off to see a live llama birth in Chapter 3.
Llama Lady wore clear gloves that went all the way up to her mid-bicep. I’m sure that was intentional because she was elbow deep in the llama’s hoo-ha.
That’s how I start Chapter 3, “Whoa Llama Llama.” A chapter about a Llama lady with her arm up a llama’s hoo-ha, childhood, innocence (or what was left of mine after seeing her arm up the hoo-ha) and not being ready to grow up.
I’m still not ready to grow up, tbh.
Let’s get on our walking shoes and laugh together today. You’ll learn A LOT about my childhood (I went to a 3-room school house like it was Little House on the Prairie!)
Wild.
See you out there,
Anna
Have we met? I’m Anna Lind Thomas, a humor writer out of Omaha, Nebraska. I’m listed as one of USA Today’s top ten funniest women writers, and author of the best selling book We’ll Laugh About This (Someday) and my latest - I’m Not Ready for This. Once you read them, text me (number’s in the back and I respond!). Don’t forget to say hi on Facebook and Instagram.
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